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Blurred Vision
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As you receive
oral sex
you spit in one of the ladies
eye
and cum in
the other
leaving her visually impaired
Mate i
just
gave
your nan
the blurred
vision
Blurred Vision
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Jaanaspy
November 29, 2015
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The simba
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When you finger a girl on her
period
and wipe it on her
forehead
in a
slow
African style
I
just
gave
that girl
the
simba
The simba
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Jaanaspy
November 25, 2015
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