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Bloomie's

Short hand for Bloomingdale's. It happens to be my favorite store... up there with Saks, Ralph and Barney's. They have basically anything a girl with an unlimited credit card could ask for: Juicy, 7's, True Religion, Citizens, R & R, C and C, Lacoste, Burburry, Marc Jacobs... you get the point. My personal shopper at the Bloomies in NYC is the shit.
Girl 1:So after founders day lets hit up Bloomie's, Saks, Barney's, RL and J Crew and call it a day.
Girl 2:Sounds good to me.
by Bronxville June 11, 2006
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Blooming egg

A blooming egg is when you don’t make an eggs Benedict right and it just kind of unfolds all around the pot and “blooms” 😊 baboom , that’s what it is -Shinae
When ur eggs Benedict isn’t cooked right it’s a blooming egg
by Andrewpm93 October 4, 2019
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blomiting

Excessively writing or posting to a blog; "blog vomiting."
"John's got a real problem with blomiting lately. Nobody cares about those stupid personality quizzes."
by mustdestroyalltraces August 24, 2009
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Bloo

Something or someone that is funny,cool,trustworthy,Hard working,puts everything into things they care about
by JJ Speed September 19, 2017
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Blooming rose

When you are having anal intercourse with a female, and prior to ejaculation, you strike her forcefully with a tazer to make her bowels tighten up increasing the pleasure on ones shaft
Yo dog, I totally gave this skank ass bitch a Blooming rose last night.
by jennifer kenny April 5, 2009
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bloomingfoods

a shitty hippy health food store. sells products like hemp, beans, and other hippy-ish objects of hippy-ism.
Guy1: I just got back from Bloomingfoods. Man, they have some kick ass beans there.

Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!

Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?

Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...
by cody12312ass February 1, 2007
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Bloomin Onion

when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.
Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009
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