Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.

Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!

by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

iron bicep

A bicep of a bodybuilder. Very strong, tough, and attractive.

Hey, that guy has the iron bicep.

by ManMan36 July 30, 2016

Mama birded

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick

Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel

by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017

Nichola birchall

Everyone needs a nichola birchall in their life. The most amazing woman to walk the earth. Funniest gal this side of north.

Damn nichola birchall is hilarious

by Hdhdjdhdg October 20, 2017

aaliyah bice

A girl who is not about that fake crap and she is loyal and nice to everyone and she is the best most greatest singer

Aaliyah bice went to a party with her friends.

by abice28 February 12, 2018