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long beach island

HEAVEN.
the best beach ever.
old barney (which you climb to the top of once; when youre 5)
ron jon surf shop = love.
bay village.
beach haven; the best surfing ever.
the little shack you pass driving down on the causeway.
murphys market.
viking village.
the best mini golf courses; ever.
fantasy island.
what more can you want?
we beat out sleazside; pt. pleasant; ac any time.
the bay & beach within walking distance.
beach haven; the best surfing spots.

our life is your vacation.
wanna go surfing?

okay; where?

point pleasant.

hell no. thats no surf.

so where go you wanna go?

heaven.

where?

oh; i mean long beach island ♥
beach haven; the best surf.
by emily xo. August 30, 2006
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Beachcat

A dishevelled endearing character who is often to be found out on the prowl. She’ll be the last one to leave a party and the first to pick up any scraps, whether that’s food/drink related or the opposite sex. Beachcat’s can normally be spotted frequenting licensed premises in the evening or in the early hours of the morning trying to find someone to go home with.
Get that dirty beachcat away from my boyfriend
by Pancake_king March 23, 2011
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Beachinology

Beachinology is a science and an art form. It is the study of beaches and shores. In Beachinology, all factors are taken into consideration when deciding on the beach to reach the maximum Beachin experience possible. Classes that provide expertise in the subject matter are available at various Beachin Institutions. The texture and quality of the sand is vital to have proper comfort for the body while Beachin. The temperature of the ocean water(life) should be constantly measured and maintained in an acceptable range for optimal beachin. The tides must also be measured and tide activity should be monitored and updated constantly. Rip tides can interfere with proper beachin techniques and diminish the quality of a Beachin experience. The angle of the sun at every given time must also be known. It is the inalienable right of every beacher to have an optimal Beachin experience.
Guy 1: Yo we beachin today?

Guy 2: Yea but lets check the beachinology reports.

Girl 1: Beachinology, what an art.

Guy 2: Yo it seems like there is rip tide later at Beach 1. Lets hip up Beach 2 .

Guy 1: Yo the sand quality and tides are good at Beach 2.

Girl 2: Yo Beachinology!

Guy 2: YEEEEAAA!!! YEEEEAAAA!!! WE BEACHIN!!! YO BUT THAT BEACHINOLOGY!

Guy 1: Yo I want a degree in Beachinology.
by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017
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Beach Slut

A slut who typically dresses in clothing that is seen more as beach appropriate rather than for casual purposes. Beach sluts are usually of low stature and can sometimes be very aggressive.
Aliyah is such a beach slut, just look at the way she dresses in those flip flops and those shorts. She should stick to playing her clarinet rather than trying to get bitches.
by Adolf Gilbert May 30, 2018
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beachell

A heterosexual Belgian sex act that involves a perpetually hysterical, rubenesque woman and a prototypical American bro who routinely pumps 20 CCs of mediocrity to fuel her unsatisfied disposition.
LYNNETTE just won’t shut her fuckin’ mouth. You better Beachell that bitch.
by RyanBrown September 30, 2018
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New Smyrna Beach

Peter: Have you been to New Smyrna Beach recently?
Joe: That place where Luke Mills lives? Yeah!
by LukeMills2004 December 31, 2019
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Fort Walton Beach Highschool

Fort Walton Beach Highschool. Home of the Vikings. Where people tend to get butthhurt for having shitty sports programs! And if that doesn’t get you excited, you should see the cheerleaders, but we don’t know to go there because we know. We know that teams around the county have owned them time and time again. They spent all their money on their school stadium so now they have no money to afford janitors or toilet paper.
Some cool guy that’s not from Fort: Hey is that the cheerleader from fort?
Other cool guy also not from Fort: Yea dude, how’d you know?
First cool guy: I can smell her from the other side of the stands. Definition: Fort Walton Beach Highschool is a bunch of dumbasses.
by PenisLickerFromFDUB September 14, 2021
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