Beachcat

A dishevelled endearing character who is often to be found out on the prowl. She’ll be the last one to leave a party and the first to pick up any scraps, whether that’s food/drink related or the opposite sex. Beachcat’s can normally be spotted frequenting licensed premises in the evening or in the early hours of the morning trying to find someone to go home with.

Get that dirty beachcat away from my boyfriend

by Pancake_king March 23, 2011

Beachcat

A fat, hairy individual who is found on any beach. Wearing sandles in the sand, this individual's waddle becomes so pronounced that, when combined with their hairy, almost wookie like nature, they resemble a cat maneuvering through water.

Extra bonus if they are whiter then most of the sand on the ground.

Check out that beachcat over there. Gross dude.

by djace5000 August 15, 2006

beachpatong

When someone is analy terrorised and then made to eat turkey.

Ima beachpatong yo' ass tomorrow

by Chris Peak January 6, 2005

Beachnative

A laid back beach going kinda guy. Usually surfs, likes fishing, sports and other activities related to the beach.

Look at that Beachnative! That SOB can surf, fish and jetski like a mofo! I wish I was him.

by Ceasar The Weazer October 8, 2010

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 19, 2010

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 20, 2010

bachcation

When the cat's away..........
Defined as when your wife goes away on holidays with her friend, sister, boyfriend....whatever and leaves you home alone. It can be treated just like a vacation but it's YOUR vacation from your spouse (highly recommended if you can accomodate her request).

Friend) Whatcha doing tonite Dave?
Dave) Nuthin' but enjoying my bachcation......me , my self and I can do whatever I want (until she gets home).

by YKWDD February 26, 2020