beanchild

someone with a head shaped like a bean
such as mi friend lol even tho is ed aint like a bean....

oi beanchild gimme some beans
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by bitemeh! November 17, 2006

bench slapped

this is when you have to go before a judge and he slaps a bench warrant on you.

wow, harold went to court today and he got bench slapped by the judge.

by lindy1943 April 6, 2010

Bench Mob

Dog piled by teammates out of excitement

Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker January 28, 2019

benchmarks

standard of quality

Supervisor: OK Team, when we manufacture these widgets, we need to have no more than 2% rejected by Quality Control. That's the benchmark. OK?

by Bill - An Australian in Malaysia March 18, 2004

benchmarks

In basic computer lingo it means identifying/measuring your various computer components power. Graphics cards are a popular example of a piece of hardware often benchmarked. You can enhance you computers score and performance also by overclocking your system. Or getting a friend who's a techie to overclock it for you.

I benchmarked my new ATI Radeon 9800 XT and it's score was awe inspiring. I then realized I'd overclocked it way too high and damaged my new $300 piece of hardware.

by fizzlephox March 19, 2004

benchmarks

a mark on a bench. the woods.

I was 'ere. 'ere I was. I was 'ere. 'ere I was.

by smiffy February 18, 2005

bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open

We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.

by Jared W. May 17, 2007