badger

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

by ferret boy May 22, 2006

badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

Bergeron

When you push an opposing player into your star goalie in ice hockey, injure him, and let an amazing playoff run go to waste.

Look! That idiot just Bergeron'd his whole team!

by Dean and Brendan April 6, 2009

Berger

Sticking one’s naked Butt into a defenseless person's face. Ideally the nose of the recipient will rest submerged in the rectum of the one who is performing the "Berger". For full success to be declared there must be visible feces on, or around, the nose of the recipient.

Tim was pinned down, violently attempting to escape, as Michael pulled down his pants and preceded to berger him.

by Michael "The Berger" King March 5, 2009

Badger

The male equivalent of a cougar, i. e. an older man, past his prime cruising around to bars looking for young girls to sleep with. Inspired by the badgers reputation as being, short, squat, somewhat ugly, but with a tenacious grip. Also it's part of the weasel family.

Oh my god that Badger wouldn't leave you alone! He should iron his shirt and start dating someone over 40.

by spjork September 7, 2007

Badger Ragging

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007

Beer Badger

An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.
Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w

Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night

by Welsh wizard July 13, 2009