A badass professional wrestler that has amazing theme music and a road house kick called black mass that makes Peter Griffin and Patrick Swayze shed a tear.
by StickyMilk January 18, 2018

adj. a long, darkly colored fecal projectile of a humanly impossibly size that exits the anus after a good, fibrous meal. Usually in a swirl like fashion, similar to that of soft-serve ice cream.
Vanessa returned from the toilet, wearing a bleak look on her face while rubbing her stomach. David looks at her and asks, "What's wrong?" Vanessa replies, "I think something's wrong with me. I just took the biggest, nastiest, smelliest shit in my life and I swear... it was a Black Anaconda!" David then replies with a grim look on his face, "...That's not good."
by Venom_Freja April 25, 2010

a genuinely kind person who is usually camp. they are nervous at first but will become calmer after knowing you a while. they get ill easily but fight the illness of every time.
he's one black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon
he looks very nervous, he must be a very black pigeon
he's always ill he must be a black pigeon
by FreddyPigeon November 2, 2013

by Alskdkfjg June 26, 2019

by Cool aid drinking monkey May 9, 2023

During a threesome with 2 women, the 2 women will be doggystyle next to each other. You will lube up the outside of their thighs. While fingerblasting both of them from the back, you thrust your penis in between both of their thighs. When you're about to cum, you flap your arms like a bird while slapping both of their asses at the same time, exclaiming CA-CAAW CA-CAAW while you nut on their backs.
by Mr.Chute January 31, 2022

When your multiple dingleberries attach via whatever means and create a larger solid that, due to your butt cheeks, form into the shape of a walnut.
Dude, I haven't showered in days and just had to remove a huge black walnut from my ass hair. It was horrible.
by Trombone77 August 11, 2021
