sparkle anus

A bedazzled anus

Dude she had that sparkle anus shit hurt my dick

by 90 foot vagina May 3, 2014

Tickle in the anus

To be a constant or great annoyance to a single or a group of individuals.

That kid won't stop coming over and trying to talk to us.

I know he's such a tickle in the anus!

I hate when Joe sticks my borrowed pencil up his nose and then tries to return it to me.

I feel you bro, he's such a tickle in the anus.

by Alejandro December 7, 2014

gayness in the anus

I.e., gay, especially someone who is in denial or on the down-low; said of someone whose carnal urges co against his assumed role in life.

Dude, he may be married, but he has gayness in the anus.

by Mother Grogan October 26, 2009

anus rug

the somewhat large tuft of hair located on the lower back(just above the dirtbutton) that is primarily used to wipe semen from the head of one's penis, following rigorous anal between two preferably gay partners.

Good thing I have a fluffy anus rug because after Patrick totally sprayed into me his penis was covered in his seed.

by Landon Stanley October 14, 2011

My anus

A butthole

Stick your dick in my anus Jerry!!!!!!

by JOKER10xd September 4, 2017

Anus fish

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.

Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?

by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

Pinocchio Anus

Where one extends the colon out of the ass, similar to a pink sock, but for the purpose of shitting away from the body.

"Even though we locked her up earlier, the fuckin dog used her Pinocchio Anus to shit outside the cage anyway".

by Rick Dastardley February 25, 2011