After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.

Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!

by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019

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Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

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after hours

period of time, usually after 2:00am (see last call) (depending on alcohol regulations), where drinking has stopped at a club or bar and people continue to populate the establishment. Its at this time that most patrons leave. Some bars/clubs offer non-alcoholic alternatives to keep underage patrons spending money.

"None of us were really tired so we decided to stay for after hours."

"It was after hours so all I could order was this soda."

by E.T.H. December 22, 2006

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aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

1. when typing, one alternates letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.

1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!

by andreacky772 September 4, 2004

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After High School Syndrome

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

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get after it

To aggressively get fucked up. To go big. To consume party drugs and alcohol in an effort to become extremely wasted, yet still fired up enough to stay up late.

Hey guy, let's get after it tonight!

by partyboysf April 8, 2007

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