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poppers penguin

when you buckle your seat belt in order to shit your pants
I took a look down at my phone and poppers penguined.
by Big Poomper Nakinds September 14, 2021
mugGet the poppers penguinmug.

Penguin Pouch

The flap of warmth created under the hood of a person's jacket.
My hands are cold, can i put them in your penguin pouch?
by Dr. Awesome! October 31, 2010
mugGet the Penguin Pouchmug.

Penguin Stance

A Wrestling term regarding thier stance, where one positions his/her body to look like a penguin. This stance requires legs to bent and elbows tucked into their hips, thus positioning their hands in front of there legs. Recent study has shown that not only has the penguin stance been rewarding wrestler with gold medals, but has also made then a 'Bad Ass'
Darn Coach, I beat this guy! His Penguin stance is impeccable.
by National Capital Wrestler March 5, 2014
mugGet the Penguin Stancemug.

Oral Penguin

The act of getting/receiving oral whilst playing club penguin.
Tucker- Zack you're retarded!
Zack- At least I get all the oral penguin.
by Not Zack August 8, 2016
mugGet the Oral Penguinmug.

penguin's knees

A reference to a fact or misconception that is widely unknown or completely false. Derived from the fact that a penguin actually has knees despite the fact that they cannot be seen from the outside. Commonly credited to the southern region of California.
Despite the common myth, hydrogen peroxide is actually quite detrimental for a wound, it's like the penguin's knees.
by anawesome1 July 10, 2016
mugGet the penguin's kneesmug.

Penguin Stroke

Prostitute masterbates you with your pants down, just as your going to ejaculate she walks off... resulting in you chasing her whilst your pants are down... she has given you the Penguin Stroke
by kermit999 October 24, 2009
mugGet the Penguin Strokemug.

Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.
My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.
by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018
mugGet the Mother Penguinmug.

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