Washington Apple

A sexual act in which the male tucks his erection between his legs, bends over and is sucked off from behind. For added effect the female can slap his ass cheeks making them red, and his dong appears as the stem. Not to be confused with the alcoholic drink. Though the former may lead to the latter.

Guy 1: One of them said they was gonna suck my dick from the back. I'm tryin' to see what that be like!

Guy 2: It would look like she's eating a big red Washington apple.

by luc richard mbah amoute April 24, 2009

George Washington Carver

He's a dude who discovered A LOT of uses for peanuts.

George Washington Carver made: medicine, skin moisturizer, a school on a bus, like 160 different medicines, peanutbutter, peanut oil, and way more than that. If he were here today he could make cars run on peanuts :).

by PEANUT POWER May 8, 2009

Denzel Washington

A REALLY sweet actor.

Denzel is da MAN! You could say, He Got Game.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.

I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.

by Matt February 6, 2005

Washing the ferrari

When Michael Bay auditioned Megan Fox for the first Transformers, he made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed the whole thing.

Apparently this video exists somewhere, though no one knows where it is.

"Washed his Farrari" And a new euphemism was born...

A- Do you know where Meg was last night?
B- Yeah, she was washing Michael's ferrari.
A- Ahh, I get it! "Washing the ferrari"!

by MeganFoxBlowsLiterally July 21, 2009

Washingtonitis

Noun- The ailment from which a politician suffers from being in Washington too long, and has a result, lost touch with his constituents.

A politician with washingtonitis usually raises massive amounts of money from special interest groups (i.e. Political Action Committees ((PACs)) Big Banks, Real Estate, Financial Investment groups and Corporations). In return for their monetary support the politicians support and lobby for the benefit of their patrons and usually override voters of the people the District. Often these are in Districts where there is little or no opposition. Thus there is nothing to incite an incumbent to do anything for the benefit of his District. See Eric Cantor, John Boehner and Michelle Bachmann

INGRAHAM: ... because this -- because of this. Because the things -- some of the things that you've said -- and they're not all negative, but some of the comments you've made about the Tea Party movement: it's good as the grass roots movement, which I agree. And then you also said, but not -- as a caucus, might not be that helpful.

And then, you know, your -- I think your comment, maybe it was last year about Rush Limbaugh wanting the president to fail. And people get a little worried that...

CANTOR: What?

INGRAHAM: ... you know, even Eric Cantor can get caught up in the Washingtonitis, that's all.

by snagglepuss1614 August 30, 2010

Washington State Midget Mudslide

When 4 or more midgets all have massive diarrhea in front of a Marijuana dispensery, and then proceed to use it as a slip-n-slide

Those midget neighbors of ours pulled a Washington State Midget Mudslide again!

by Loppytits November 18, 2014