wicked cushty bardy

Used mainly by Geordies, an informal way to say something is good or you enjoyed it.

How was you night out? Ah mate it was wicked cushty bardy

Are you at work today?

'Aye mate'
Sweet, wicked cushty bardy

by Geordieworldie August 15, 2017

Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.

That guy has a wankers' hatrick

by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017

Wankerfied

To get so shitfaced that one behaves like a complete and utter wanker.

'Dude, I was so categorically wankerfied last night I tried to force feed my Nan my penis. That's why I always find the combination of open bar and open casket at the wake particularly dangerous.'

by Anonymous submissions December 20, 2017

wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019

Wicked Mittens

Sick, awesome, with the sauce

Those shades are wicked mittens my guy.

by Joe Ivy June 12, 2019

Wankerdoodle

when you wank your doodle so hard it turns into a cookie

he wankerdoodles

by Fred is shitty= November 12, 2019

Wankerphobe

A person who is afraid of or bullies wankers (i.e. people who masturbate).

Is Seb really a wankerphobe though?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021