sweaty weiner

what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.

how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.

by Hot cox October 18, 2009

Weiner Salad

When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.

I was sitting at the olive garden and they served me a complete weiner salad!

by Lefty9878 September 25, 2005

weiner boy

juicy sausage with a pulse

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.

When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.

by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007

weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing

i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out

by 12logan121 February 24, 2010

Weiner

To send lewd pictures of your penis to an unsuspecting female via Twitter.

Anthony Weiner, a married, Democratic politician, weinered his weiner to a college student in Washington.

by weinerisaweiner November 18, 2011

Weimer

Synonym to Call Out: to make another's presence known in a public forum.

Guy: So have you talked to that guy yet?
Girl: No, I did tag him in a facebook comment though.
Guy: Wow, way to weimer.

by Notsayingmyrealnamehaha February 19, 2015