Shark Week

A lady's monthly time

Josh: "Why aren't you home with your girl tonight?"
Mikey: "Dude, it's shark week! There's blood in the water. I'll see her in 5-7 days"

by Wordpervect December 12, 2014

Shark week

Where every women in the house falls on their menstral cycle at the same time causing a frenzy of chaos for the man.

Mother: I think I'm getting my period
Dad: oh crap it's shark week
Daughters: we're on our period
Dad: it's Fucking shark week !!!!!!!

by Flickybicky July 17, 2018

State of the Week Address

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), email, or other publicly visible area regarding one's feelings regarding a particular Day of the Week. Generally, the State of the Week Address is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with a particular stage of the workweek.

See also: Internet Sigh, Internet Weather Report

Examples of State of the Week Addresses include, but are not limited to:

• “Blah, I hate Mondays!”

• “Is it Friday yet?”

• “Happy Hump Day!”

• “TGIF!”

• “Looking forward to the weekend”

• “One more day to go!”

by Hellion Lola October 1, 2009

freshers week rash

The small rash on one's wrist from the numerous freshers week wristbands worn during freshers week.

Student 1: Aren't you going to wash your hands?
Student 2: No, it'll irritate my freshers week rash.

by Abrewdonian September 25, 2010

Fight Week

Any week in a month which is pre-determined by a group of friends. During this week you may randomly insult, assault/attack and or wrestle your friend with no repercussions due to the fact that it is Fight Week! Can take place in any location such as amsterdam for example.

*Charlie Punch's Owen in the Face!*

Owen: "What the hell was that for?"

Charlie: "Its fight week baby!"

or

Owen: "Charlie you are a useless sack of shit!"

Charlie: "Are you forgetting its fight week?"
*Charlie punches Owen in the face!*

by Silver Back and Tiny Bicep October 15, 2010

Gooch Week

New Years Eve is the ass end of the year and Xmas is where the goodies are. So the time between is the taint.

I am going on vacation during gooch week, because Xmas is over and New Years is coming.

by leonangelo December 31, 2010

Ladies' week

Socially acceptable reference to mensturation.

Nanette: Fancy coming swimming tomorrow?
Fleur: No thanks, it's ladies' week

by Angel_k April 20, 2011