Walmart boy

When someone finds a boy attractive the first time they see them but then find that boy ugly when they see them the next day, this is called a Walmart boy

*In a pulic space* "Oh that guy is so cute!"
*the next day in a another public space with the same guy* "Oh nevermind he was just a Walmart boy"

by istfgicantfindausername May 14, 2022

Walmart boy

A boy that eats a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Boy: they call me Walmart boy

Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart

Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?

by Tay1117 November 07, 2019

Walmart vs Target

A war between Walmart and Target.
The winner is decided by what store has he most visits rn.

Y’all know there’s a war between Walmart and Target
Walmart vs Target?
Yes.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023

walmart jesus

also called low-bar jesus

noun / the phenomenon of men being praised for the smallest accomplishments. men doing the bare minimum and being worshipped as great men (doing something that women do and DO NOT receive praise for because its seen as their innate responsibility).

"he always changes the baby, hes the best father."
"that's just walmart jesus. the bar is subterranean"

by georgia011 June 09, 2022

Walmart Comedy

Any laugh that you might enjoy via the Walmart website.

I hope to see some funny T-Shirts and reading material on Walmart comedy.

by Quentin Lambert July 20, 2022

Walmart Syndrome

The condition of thinking it's okay to mindlessly walk out in front of cars whenever you want, whether you've acknowledged the passing vehicle or not.

Driver: "Hey! That asshole just walked out in front of me!"
Passenger: "Don't mind them, they just have Walmart Syndrome."

by sethro57 January 17, 2024

Walmart Yodel Boy

White country boy who is yodeling in the middle of walmart

Walmart Yodel Boy: "Lord I love to hear her when she calls me swEEET DAAADdddy"

by $Guru April 04, 2018