Villager News Lottery

1, 4, 17, 548, M, A drawing of a dog.

(the real lottery numbers from villager news 2)

Hey, Did you win the Villager News Lottery?

by InsaneCatMan13 November 28, 2022

The Villages Charter School

When they kicked hollywood out it got lame

The villages charter school kicked out all the trappers

by Freetheguyz September 8, 2021

Hot Sexy Villagers

Absolute beasts of men. Minecraft villagers who will gangbang anything that moves.

Those hot sexy villagers just fucked that creeper hard until it cried and then came inside!

by SeasonTreason May 4, 2021

villagonzalo

A last name of a person who is very nice and loyal. If you meet a person with this last name you will feel protected and safe.

Yo i think her/his last name is Villagonzalo because she's so damn nice!

by 123dash February 1, 2018

Villagin Story

A shortened version of villain origin story.

Wilma: ”I can’t believe our teacher is leaving us, I’m so sad”
Me: ”so that’s your villagin story”

by BadBoySupreme November 29, 2021

villaverde

A bad ass mother fucker that will steal yo bitch

-Ramon said this dsms is lit asf too...Hmu if u see this

Ramon is a villaverde,hmu

by Dsms is lit asf January 17, 2017

Villager

Someone who lives/works in the Washington, DC bubble, and has zero perspective. Basically, a journalistic or political hack, who looks in the mirror and thinks they see "America".

"Villagers all think that the only reason Clinton's numbers dropped precipitously after the Comey letter was her bad personality and campaign"

by Pierrette1789 April 23, 2017