Hardcore Vegan

Used by Bill Bailey in his "part troll" tour.

A vegan who won't drive through towns with the word "HAM" in the name.

Tom: You wanna go to Birmingham
Hardcore Vegan: Hell No

by Tom February 17, 2005

emo vegan

1. An emo whom is also a vegan. 2. Some thing you call someone when they are whining about the environment, food contents, get new pants that are way too tight, or if there acting like a little pussy. 3. A genre of music ie. hedley, good charlotte, 30 seconds from mars

Look at that fucking emo vegan eating a tofu burger

by jonnytyronne April 24, 2011

Maryland Vegan

A vegan who will still eat crabs.

Let's go get crabs! Oh wait I forgot you're vegan.

It's okay I'm a Maryland Vegan

by Gonzo Writer August 28, 2013

Vegan Cum

The best kind of cum.

Carter loves vegan cum.
Ryne hates when people talk about vegan cum.

by Jareomy November 10, 2020

near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey

Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.

by Usern789 October 5, 2011

Vegan

Hitler

Vegan killed jews

by Pandours November 21, 2019

Vegan

There are three types of vegans:
The one that reveals themselves as the conversation goes;
The one that you know is vegan straight away;
The definition of insanity over something normal for humans;

"Hi, Jane, would you like to come to my bbq party tonight?" "No, sorry I won't"
"Why is that?" "I don't eat meat."

"Hi, Rick!" "I am vegan"

*already at a party*
"Would you like me to give you some steak?" "No, I am vegan!" "Then why are you here?" "Don't question me you dirty animal, I am gonna kill you for the deaths you've taken. These animals want to live!"

by I am vegan April 14, 2019