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Van winkle

An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.
That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!
by Harvard Thug March 3, 2015
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The Van Gough

while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin. Wake him by pissing on him, and then run for your lives.
" I was so angered by all the urine that I didn't even notice the pubes glued to my chin until the next day!" "they got me good!"
by tom tucker May 13, 2003
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Van Dyke

A set of public housing buildings (projects) in Brownsville Brooklyn NYC.
You know Rell from Van Dyke?
by Zabaida May 7, 2007
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shat van

(n.) The original vehicle utilized for shatting; also the origin of the activity shatting because its large size could accomodate road cones, traffic barrels, lawn jockeys, and other miasma. Originally a maroon 1991 Plymouth Voyager.
Patrick: Let's go shatting tonight.
Ketan: Alright, but I have to get gas in the shat van.
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van-damntastic

An excamation meant to convey sarcastic enthuasiam when when your buddies obviously exaggerate about any spectacular action they performed related to any martial art. A anti-tribute to the movie kickboxer of the same name.
Buddy: "So then I just did a flip kick and knocked out like 18 people...."
Response: "That's just van-damntastic, ass-wipe."
by Vicar September 24, 2005
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Hamster van

Van that looks like a hamster, pretty much self-titled
"That van looks just like a hamster!" "Yeah dude, that's a hamster van
by ZACH MASTER OF MEB! March 20, 2007
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rapo-van

van used by rapos usually with no or darkened windows to conceal rapo life
that looks like a rapo-van
by j jensen March 31, 2008
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