Valentina

True definition of cuteness. You'll probably think it's just a bright light, but no its Valentina. Valentina is a pretty, sweet, and loving girl that would not give me another chance.

"Yo Evan, do you see that shiny thing?"

"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"

by Prof. Cal June 5, 2019

Funny Valentine

the 23rd president of the united states that did absolutely nothing wrong

"funny valentine did nothing wrong" - everybody

by the letter 4 January 27, 2020

Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

Valtiel

A strange, human-like creature seen in Silent Hill 3 who stalks Heather throughout the game. You'll recognize him by his erratic head movements, and by the fact that he is usually seen turning a red valve. He wears a long brownish robe with no sleeves and black boots. The Mark of Metatron has been branded into each of his arms, signalling rebirth. (You'll see him dragging Heather away by her ankles in a 'game over' sequence. To revive her? Maybe.) Some like to call him the 'attendant to God,' for in the final scenes of the game, he ceremoniously places a helmet onto the God's head. The whole 'valve business' supposedly represents the change from one world to another. He cannot harm you, and you cannot harm him, so don't worry if he gets a bit close. In fact - he might just be on your side. Fear his prettiness.

Don't deny it . . . Valtiel OWNS you!

by Subnuclear October 26, 2004

Valeria

Valeria, nice AND spicy! Knowing what drama comes and goes every which way. She is feisty when it comes to boyfriends and girlfriends. She LOVES food and will fight anyone for it. Including people taller than her. So 2 things, food and friends will make her happy.

Boy: Dang.... She snatched my food...Hot
Girl:That must be a Valeria.
Boy: Ima talk to,her
Girl:Bad choice man...

by Person that makes cool stuff September 25, 2018

Valeria

Pretty girl with long hair and is short. She is also Latina. She’s a fun time to be around. She tends to hide her feelings and won’t express them. She is stubborn. When she decides to express how she truly feels she will most likely end up in a relationship with a Diego or Damian.

Damian : Valeria is cute af

by Refreshing January 22, 2019

welsh valley middle school

7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.

welsh valley middle school is a bunch of uncultured rich jews.

by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019