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Manspreader Ultra

That guy who awkardly clenches his legs before suddenly and violently expanding his manspreading territory.
Karson done got Karsoned and now he's a Manspreader Ultra.
by HUFFDOGGYDOG February 10, 2017
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Ultra MAGA

A far right fascist movement that has taken hold in the United States starting in 2015, and gaining popularity with the election of their authoritarian leader Donald Trump.

The adherents consider themselves to be “America First” Nationalists but fail to see the fascist ideology they follow, often claiming “the left” or “AntiFa”(a loosely organized anti fascist movement) to be the real fascists.

The warning signs of fascism is as follows

~ Powerful and continuing nationalism
~ Disdain for human rights
~ Identification of enemies as a unifying cause
~ Rampant sexism
~ Controlled mass media
~ Obsession with national security
~ Religion and government intertwined
~ Corporate power protected
~ Labor power suppressed
~ Disdain for intellectual and the arts
~ Obsession with crime and punishment
~ Rampant cronyism and corruption

This has been the Republican platform for 2 decades.
President Biden has cleared targeted the Ultra MAGA crowd in his latest speech talking about the leak from the Supreme Court. He’s warning everyone that Ultra MAGA fascism is on the rise.
by DrBlackWolf May 5, 2022
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Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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ultra-blue

a colour that can only be seen by the rare african dancing beaver. If seen by mortal man it will cause your head to fart untill it explodes, another term for shooting yourself in the head.
"what happened?" "toby saw the ultra-blue."
by toby the retard master:$ August 14, 2009
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Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017
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Ultraholics

People who have declared a personal war against sobriety. They will rise against it at any and every opportunity. These are the guys whose faces pop in your mind when you hear the term chronic alcoholic. Just like yours pops into theirs.
You guys drink so much you are ultraholics.
by Matthew F January 2, 2009
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Ultra-Financing

It is the financing done every year just after Ultra Music Festival. It may also be used to describe the hustling done prior to the festival in order to buy tickets, hotel rooms, and party supplies.
Wow rents due in two days and I blew all my funds at Ultra on 7 dollar beers, lucky charms, and a hotel room I never saw...it's time for some Ultra-financing...anyone wanna buy an X-box 360?
by drankInsane March 29, 2010
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