toaster strudel

Act of busting a fat nut on a girls stomach as though spreading the frosting on some toaster strudel

-Can I cum inside you?
-Ew no just give me a toaster strudel

by white iverson October 9, 2016

toasterdick

A person so terrible, awful, and inhuman that their penis can be compared to a toaster.

Person: God, Brian is such a

toasterdick.
Person2: Woah man! That's too far!

by Shot_Macker July 11, 2016

Twister and Chill

Playing twister while fucking

Hey girl, I just got a new twister set for my birfday. Wanna come twister and chill later?

by Twister Master May 31, 2016

toastergoat

The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?

Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"

Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."

by Yvonne Bradrick March 3, 2017

Twister Piss

The stream of urine that flows from the male member following coitus that seems to go nowhere, and yet everywhere at the same time.

After I did sex to the woman, I took the customary twister piss. Per the usual, it went everywhere except the toilet.

by Sliq Riq July 28, 2017

twatter cock

Someone who has been partially defected from birth

Has a prescribed medicine
Has a urge to produce pequliar facial expressions

Sam had a serious case of twatter cock
Joe's twatter cock starting growing from the genital area

by Unclespunkle November 30, 2017

Twatermelon

A way of calling someone a twat in the workplace. Used so that if said person were to report you for insulting them, no supervisor in their right mind could take the complaint, "He called me a twatermelon!", seriousily.

A Normal Employee: "I hate you so much Pete, you're such a twatermelon."

Pete: "I'm reporting you to Drew for unprofessional conduct!"

Drew, the Manager: "Hahaha get out of here Pete."

by BoBBertRaptor January 24, 2018