Turntable

A machine used to play vinyl records.

"Technics makes the best turntables."

by JesseBW August 30, 2003

turn water into brine

to pee. to take the water or whatever one drank earlier and convert it to pee. magic!

ed: you guys go on ahead, i gotta go to the bathroom and turn water into brine..

by badWord D. September 10, 2009

Tunturuntu

to go away. phrase used in cuban afro community.

I'm sorry but you have to leave my house. Tunturuntu!

by Urban Rat February 7, 2010

Holy tunt

An expression for absolute disbelief, created by @humdinger2307 on tiktok.

Brah holy tunt brah, did you see her ass lads.

by BigPapiDinger2037 March 30, 2022

Turner Fenton

Where to start? Campus is a shithole. Populated with assholes and wannabe gangstas. Located in Brampton; thus the ethnic distribution doesn't even warrant a mention. School is run like a prison and no wonder. Walking past any one of the school’s many entrances almost guarantees a sighting of the previously mentioned assholes (what they do standing by the doors all fucking day I have no clue). These chavs think they are da shit. Most can be seen mumbling idiotic rap lyrics under their breath, usually with pants hanging from below their knees giving us all a view of their ratty underwear. Occasionally these asshats will call out obscene comments to innocent looking girls walking by, making all those with even half a brain want to slap the shit outta them. Although there are a few cool minority groups located at Turner, none are persistent enough to keep it from becoming a breeding ground for ignorant jerks and preppy bitches. As far as I can tell, the drug scene is pretty nonexistent (not a 100% sure on this one as I have spotted what looks like angst ridden punks smoking suspicious stuff in shady areas outside school property). Teachers are (for the most part) dissatisfied with their lives and determined to take out their misgivings on any and all students. With the exception of a small few, most don’t give a rat’s ass whether you are succeeding or not.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: Turner Fenton.
Person 1: ...

by justanothernobody December 27, 2012

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.

Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008

turn wine into water

to try and turn a foul thing wholesome. hoping to turn a slut into a housewife. developed from the rare mindset that wine really sucks...

dude: i know she's slept with all the guys in this town but it IS small town plus she's really sorry and i think deep deep down she really wants to make this work

duder: youre the only dude i know that still thinks he can turn wine into water...smh

by ed the Word September 10, 2009