An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.
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Get the Turtle-Hedgehog mug.A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.
by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011
Get the Dorm Turtle mug.The act of pressing one's anus against an object, or person, for example a wall, and producing a small head of poop to peak out and touch the wall, leaving a small print of stool behind.
by BillyTheTurtle July 5, 2011
Get the Turtle Stamping mug.When someone performs a blowjob with their top and bottom lips turned inward, resembling a turtles beak. It is unknown where this originated, but it does not feel good, and anyone who tells you it does is lying to spare your feelings. Cut it out.
Friend 1: "Dude, that girl I left with last night gave a terrible blowjob. She was turtle lipping the entire time."
Friend 2: "Damn...sorry to hear that."
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