Skott Turner

Skuxx who thinks he can get all the ladies when he can't.

don't be such a Skott Turner

by catlicker99999999 April 16, 2010

Plate-turner

N. A person with the odd dining habit of eating each item on their plate in its entirety before rotating the plate and eating the next one.

I was a plate-turner as a child: had to eat all of my pork chop first, then all of the green beans, then the mashed potatoes, rotating the plate each time so the next food item was directly in front of me.

by M.C. Slim JB October 22, 2010

Alice Turner

Is the most amazing girl, she is stunningly beautiful, kind to everyone and nobody can help but envy her.

Wow, that was Alice Turner!

by kittykat123456789 November 1, 2010

weiner tuner

Magazine chockablock full of pornographic images & forums.

Bloke check this latest issue of Susu Sluts but you may require some privacy to perfom a weiner tuner

by Weeblex July 8, 2011

Brain Tuner

A song stuck in your head. The condition or the song itself.

"The children's singalong gave me a Brain Tuner."
"I have three Brain Tuners in regular rotation."

by Regina de Coeli September 4, 2011

Giggle Turner

The act of a giggling with out actually making any noise.

While I was on the phone with her I knew she was Giggle Turnering due to the long pause.

by JB11RX November 1, 2011

Scottish Turner

A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.

Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."

by The man without a face or dick April 6, 2012