trumpet

a term used to describe a person as a piece of shit instrument that losers play in early highschool because they THINK it's cool.. but in reality, it's the worst of all the band instruments. it has no class, and is always gross.

man that jeremy kid is such a goddamn trumpet

by tobcore August 18, 2008

busted trumpet

someone with big curly blond hair who enjoys dirty sanchezes and strawberry shortcakes. the name of this person is usually named thomas

wow! your a busted trumpet

by atl21 October 18, 2008

trumpet

An musical instrument played by one who will never ever have sex. Only those who leave for a different instrument can survive its curse. T-riffic - I'm screwed

Bobby Lee As Kim Jong Il: "Hey - I hear you're a celibate"
Kim Jong Il: "No, but i play trumpet"
BLAKJI: "Eh - close enough

by Trump-me September 19, 2003

rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)

dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.

by crash December 22, 2004

strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.

please see page no. 509 for a full list.

by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003

trumpeting

When a bald, old man perversely propositions someone younger than him, usually male, to engage in sexual musical acts.

"Bruv, that Toni tried trumpeting on me again last night!"

"Yeh stay well away from him, he's proper sketchy"

by Barry-Scott October 16, 2013

trumpet

A trumpet is a cone-shaped joint.

Swing me the trumpet, so I can play a tune.

by Diego November 28, 2003