Topped You Off

When talking to a new person for a while, then putting them on ur top friends.

A: Hey whats ur myspace name?
B: {Girl} why?
A: Bc i just Topped You Off!!!
B: Yaaaaaaaay!!!!!

by iCizzle March 7, 2009

topenga

Cockface, someone thats a dickhead or have an ugly face

You're a dirty topenga

by Topenga May 26, 2008

Topper

Topper is an adorable dog. He is a doggy model, he performs on TV shows and has a large Instagram audience. All his fans or "toppies" love him and he loves them right back!

Person A: Look at this cute dog I found on Instagram!
Person B: Oh, that's Topper.

by janmhorowi April 20, 2017

"Ringwood Tree Topper"

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.

Miguel enjoyed the "Ringwood Tree Topper" when Jennifer ate too many tacos.

by "Evil Jim" Def created by: The Void January 12, 2008

Toped

To be extra drunk to the point of leaning over anything.

Son I was mad toped last night!!!

by Baby Bey March 1, 2010

Topher

A nickname that can be used if someone's Christian name or Surname is 'Thomson'

'Yo, Topher, Fetch The Camel'

by CAPSTICK August 25, 2007

topdeck

When a woman puts on a lighter colour makeup on her face compared to her tanned (usually fake) skin.

Most females will usually topdeck some stage in their life, the douches are the ones that continue to do it.

by Anti-TopDeck October 12, 2012