Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020

Toobin

Pleasuring yourself or your partner while on. Zoom call with your colleagues.

Jeff was Toobin during the weekly Zoom meeting because strategizing really excited him and he couldn't help himself.

by ThinkBeforeYouSpeak October 29, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating. Named for Jeffrey Toobin, a New Yorker writer suspended in 2020 for masturbating during an online staff meeting, unaware that his laptop camera was turned on.

I caught my husband looking at porn pix and toobin'.

by Lorenzo Coffin November 11, 2020

Toobin

When you “accidentally” expose your junk on a zoom call

I’m gonna be toobin during my zoom meeting this afternoon

by 17sentme October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you show your junk on a Zoom or Skype call.

John didn’t realize he was toobin in this mornings Zoom meeting.

by Frizzo1000 October 19, 2020

Toobin

When you're caught masturbating on a Zoom call.

I thought I had turned off the zoom call, but had my pants down and got caught Toobin.

by Doc Attitude October 19, 2020