Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011

Lesbian Toilet Party

Depraved Lesbians, Girls and Women having hot lesbian sex with each other in a bathroom. Activities include urination shows, watersports, hot-piss enemas, champagne enemas, piss drinking, golden showers, scat, pussy smell worship and heavy bondage.

Hey, Baby Girl, you look like you'd be a of-so fine female addition to Lindsey's Lesbian Toilet Party tonight! Fill your panties and cum with us!

by Evan (PalaceofGlamour.com) February 19, 2009

toilet baby

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.

Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.

by kumar0009 December 9, 2007

toilet

A bowl for urinating or defecating into. However, people use this bowl to throw rubbish away and to spunk into and throw tampons into.

"Dude, Toilet!"

by Soiled Undergarment July 11, 2003

Saying Whats up, to the Toilet

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.

"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."

by LaRose July 9, 2005

toilent green

The coagulated, sticky residue of old urine and pubic hair left on the rim of a toilet.

Hey, man! If you're going to wipe up the toilent green with toilet paper, flush it when you're done, don't throw it in the trash basket!

by J.D. Shipley January 28, 2007

toiletseat meat

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.

Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"

by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011