tire

1/4th (one fourth) of an once of marijuana.

--- 4 tires on a car, one of them is 1/4th

how much does he want for a tire?

by kilo kwali September 14, 2005

Change a tire

To take a bath.

Man I gotta go change a tire.

by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

Tired old raisin

clitoris of an older woman-- although it could be of a younger woman who has abused her vagina. weathered and beaten in appearance like an old catchers mitt

This old cougar was trying to put moves on me but I didn't want any part of her tired old raisin.

I told the mean Meter maid to shove the parking ticket up her ass and go flick her tired old raisin

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)

A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.

Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."

(enter store)

Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."

by ejo10 January 6, 2012

nigga tired

When you eat to much and then you get sleepy.

Becky; damn i ate so much now im nigga tired

Examples - how you feel after a huge family meal

by xxflashtime January 8, 2017

Inflate your tires

What Barack Obama suggest all Americans do instead of allowing for more oil drilling.

"There are things you can do individually, though, to save energy," Obama said. "Making sure your tires are properly inflated – simple thing. But we could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling – if everybody was just inflating their tires? And getting regular tune-ups? You'd actually save just as much!"

Inflate your tires - the Messiah at work!

by Personal Responsibility via FR September 28, 2008

happy tired

v.to be happy and tired at the same time
v.to be slap happy

i'm so happy tired= im very happy and tired too.

by vampiressoffct July 3, 2008