by Tsms1 May 4, 2018

James: who ran the claw through my pack of cigarettes?!
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her
by Runtheclaw October 21, 2017

1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws
by CoachDavis July 2, 2020

Hym "He has claws fuck-face! The ultimate claws! Literally the highest form of claws of literally any character! Like, the entire character is a guy who has indestructible claws who can cut through anything... So why does he need to ram he way through, like, a regular steel door when, to him, it is literally made of butter? Did he forget that he had claws? Claws made from the ultimate metal? I watched Deadpool and Wolverine the other day. It was good! Beyond good! It was... Jizztacular? I creamed a little... But Gambit Tatum? Awesome. But the claws thing... Did he forget? Did he forget that has had claws? Like, the suspense of the climax is undermined by the fact that locked doors are literally not obstacles to the guy who can cut through anything..."
by Hym Iam August 19, 2024

*sees a picture of a woman who says she is suffering because she hasn’t had sex in a week*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here”
by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
by suryothomere October 8, 2018

by Scape79 December 11, 2021
