Testicular infection

Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.

Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?

Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!

by Piggy_Master603 June 22, 2019

Testicular Retraction

When a person absorbs his nutsack into his kidney.

*BREAKING NEWS*

Man caught showing 3rd graders his testicular retraction skills is now facing the death penalty.

by Dick Widebum August 24, 2019

Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.

"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"

by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

Textical

A person who can’t go five minutes without texting

Stop texting your such a textical!

by TECKA May 17, 2020

Testicularitis

A Disease in males that stops sperm production and increases calcium in kidneys

My Nigga Has Testicularitis

by Ball Desease May 7, 2021

Testicle University

The only university with a moving flag

69,000 $ in tuition
69% acceptance rate

O testicles, o testicles, o testicles in my university

No girls allowed, no girls allowed, at Testicle University

by Bob AC July 10, 2021

testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021