Ass Titties

sagging, out of shape butt cheeks, usually seen on aging women

I don't think that woman should be wearing a skirt that short. Her ass titties were showing!

by Andrea Baker October 10, 2009

ass titties

a girl with a ass so big it has dimples, mainly fat girls

"did you see that natty fat chick"

"yeah she had some major ass titties"

by burl buttson March 13, 2010

Steak Sauce Titties

A pair of boobs that is very small and pertains to a flat-chested woman. Comes from the term A1, which is a steak sauce as well as the smallest bra size.

That girl i hooked up with last night had no chest. She had a pair of steak sauce titties.

by Gregory Schultz January 1, 2007

ass n titties

A happy jolly phrase used in conjunction with massive amounts of alcohol at the local tittie bar to describe what they are looking at

Ass and titties, Ass and titties, Ass and titties and big booty bitches

by Justice October 16, 2002

mama titties

An exceptional pair of breasts on a very attractive woman who has children.

"Wow, Joe. That lady down at Grand Mart has the most amazing mama titties I've ever seen!"

by geurillawarfare June 1, 2013

Pizza Titties

A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.

Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!

by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

Onion Titties

Titties look like onions

“Bitch got them onion titties son”

by PoopieCooter May 14, 2018