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The ugly cuckling

That one fucker who looks like a truckling, doesn't give a fuckling, and is cucking.
Joe: Josh is totally the ugly cuckling
Maya: I agree, totally

The Upset Gorilla 

The Upset Gorilla is a sexual act in which the male participant inserts his penis into the pussy, while beating on his chest and screaming like a gorilla. The second part of the act is where after the male ejaculates, he screams even louder and throws the female participant across the room provided there is enough space.
Randy: Bro last night I tried The Upset Gorilla with Annabelle! Shit was sooo intense.
Marcus: Your a freak dude...
The Upset Gorilla by Finleysp November 27, 2020

The undercarriage of the human spider 

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.
I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

The Utah Five 

Also known as the mighty five, this conquest is achieved when oral, digital, or penile fornication is achieved in all five of the national parks within the state of Utah.
Upon receiving oral gratification on the red limestone of Arches National park I have now finally achieved the Utah five.

The Ultimate 

'The ultimate' is the ultimate state of boredom where you decide to do all the letters forwards and backwards, then go diagonal backwards and forwards, then numbers forwards and backwards. Like so, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl1234567890987654321
Asha: *sigh* im sooo bored
Starts to do 'the ultimate' on her laptop in class.
The Ultimate by Koffee_6251 March 8, 2021

the ultimate word 

you'll never find it out
you will never know the ultimate word