Surprise Borrow

To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.

when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!

by Rogieo February 11, 2007

magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006

Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.

by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008

surprise poopy

to accidentally poop yourself

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, "what a scharter", that was an accident.

by Stinkeeeee September 28, 2008

Cocoa Surprise

when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!

ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!

by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008

Crown Surprise

to add one chicken nugget to the top middle of any sandwich (usually beef) at Burger King

Burger King Employee #1: "What a pleasant customer! I wish all customers were that courteous."

Burger King Employee #2: "Yeah, I totally just gave him the Crown Surprise on his Whopper."

by Balkman January 9, 2009

slippery surprise

When you slide from the one hole into the two hole.

"I was railing a cougar last night and decided to give her the slippery surprise! Like most cougars, she wanted it."

by Cougar slayer April 14, 2014