Florida Surprise

when you pull out from some head to stop from cumming, but proceed to blow your wad all over her face anyway: mutual surprise ensues, as you thought you just needed a quick break.

Dan: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh no! Cindy, stop! I'm gonna cum!"
*yahtzee*
Cindy: "What? Come on Dan, what the fuck! All over my face?"
Dan: "Sorry darling, it was a Florida Surprise!"

by Da Sperminator May 8, 2011

pink eye suprise

while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face

i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise

by johnny lee January 18, 2008

Well color me surprised

A phrase used when you are surprised and impressed with an outcome, especially when you were sure nothing good was going to come of it. Similar to saying "Well I'll be damned" or "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle".

After watching a movie that you were so sure would be terrible but it ended up being pretty good, you may say: "Well color me surprised."

by Subject7 June 30, 2011

General Tsao's Surprise

Chinese food that contains a mystery meat, usually cat.

Dude, don't get the General Tsao's Surprise, those people serve cat in their food.

by Garett Laugavitz February 23, 2007

Hot Carl Suprise

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

kansas salad surprise

where a girl is completely doused in thousand Island dressing and three migets penetrate her mouth, ass, and cunt all at the same time.

That was gross when jenny had a kansas sald surprise against her own free will. poor jenny, what a stupid whore.

by Jack Meoffher February 8, 2005

Surprise anal

Surprise anal is where a guy, probably a Captain Brownsword, starts by patrolling a bar until he comes across a female wearing a short dress or skirt, sitting on a high bar stool.

Captain Brownsword will then check to make sure the lady in question is;

A - Definitely a lady
B - A willing participant

He will be able to tell she is a willing participant because she will be wearing no pants and her rim will be glistening with lube.

Brownsword will then flop out his John Thomas and steam into the womens brown pipe, totally ignoring the pink, right there in the bar.

Considerately, It will take him approximately 2 mins to blow his load all over her rim, giving her ample time to come twice.

He then then puts his sword back in its scabbath and leaves the lucky lady quivering on her bar stool, covered in his holy water.

Please note: Surprise anal can only be performed properly in a bar and any wishing to pursue the sport should go to youporn and type in surprise anal. This will give you a video guide as to how it is done.

'Look, theres a surprise anal going on at the bar, you can see the women is getting a damn good piping and loving ever second. Her mate looks really jealous'

'Wait there, I have just seen Captain Brownsword at the bar. I need to go and take off my panties, lube up and get the bar quick before he plants one in another lucky slut. Please help, I might never get another chance like this one'

by Stumper steve May 29, 2009