sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018

Sputter

Similar to a spotter in weight-lifting, a sputter is an individual whose job it is to monitor someone performing auto-erotic asphyxiation so that the act does not proceed to death.

If Michael Hutchens would've had a sputter, INXS could've been bigger than U2.

by Rock Wilder April 10, 2019

sputterbutted

When you have to take a dump really bad and barely make it to the toilet in time and let loose all at once and it's wet and splashes all over the sides of the toilet bowl with a loud noise and sticks to the sides and takes several flushes to make it dissappear.

I'll wait until I get home and use my own bathroom. Someone sputterbutted all over the place in this one.

by Styx Madf June 9, 2022

sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022

sputterfingers

Someone who points and sputters at people. Accusing, reprimanding, or blaming someone for something. Typically, holding said someone accountable for some bullshit, rather than themselves.

Have you seen that “Woman Yelling at a Cat” meme? She is so sputterfingers.

by Maximum Tenacity July 4, 2023

Sputtering Ass

To sputter ass means to fart in a loud, crackling fart that goes for long periods of time.

The guy in the stall was sputtering ass so hard, his butthole must be ripped open!

by Antikase February 14, 2024

sputten

A racial slur towards indians, middle easterners,and aborigines of Australia. Often a replacement for "curry muncher".

yo this bitch choked curry on my dick last night. fuckin sputten!

by ghostpie May 6, 2024