Shlorkey

A word with no meaning used to confuse people.

Your hair is really shlorkey today. (Or) Stop it with your shlorkery.

by Shlorkey guy May 22, 2020

Sporking

Kinda like spooning but somewhere along the way he pulls out his spork and dips it in the pie *wink wink*

I hate spooning with my boy because it always turns to sporking

by phone guy/dude August 12, 2020

Spork

When your spooning with a boner.

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?

by NoLockOnTheDoor September 9, 2020

Spork

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?”
-“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

by h3ck3rman December 9, 2020

Spork and Shovel

When you spoon, fuck, then shovel her out the door

Tom: "Dude don't spork and shovel my girl"
Nick: Sorry bro, already done

by urbanicious January 25, 2021

Sporking

Cuddling after sex, much like spooning, without detaching (pulling out).

Homie was so tired after sex that instead of pulling out he just fell asleep and we ended up sporking.

by Krystle_DA_Belle February 14, 2021

Sporking

When you are spooning, the you know what slips in the you know what

The spooning turned into the sporking as the fun began

by TheDingDong March 11, 2021