splooge

Meaning cum. Often sounds like a mickey mouse charater

He splooged so hard his dick came off.

by Demtane September 29, 2017

Sploop

A mixture of sperm, blood, and poop.

(cherie)-"Whats that on your pants"?
(christina)-"sploop, probably. I just had anal sex"!
(cherie)-"Youre such an ass slut"!

by SHITTALKCOCK December 6, 2017

Splooge

Splooge(verb)

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In Australia splooges is used to describe cumming a vast amount.

He splooges everywhere when he's finished.

by Fatal Miztake September 7, 2018

Splooge

where you get that special fluid from your pener after getting pleasure from either masturbation or the big sexual intercourse.

Yo what if i accidentally splooge in her ear when we do sex.

by Jaythal December 5, 2018

Sploosh

The word used to describe the feeling and or sound of the water hitting your anal regions due to the splash from the crap you just took.

"the worst part of using the public restroom is the sploosh"

by Miguelito_Panda April 30, 2019

Splooge

The volcanic eruption rapidly merging onto Mia Khalifa’s face.

Dude, I just splooged on that whore!

by Shit Picker December 15, 2019

Sploo

N. sperm in gaseous form ( separate from “splooge”: sperm in liquefied form)

V. the act of releasing gaseous sperm as a result of depressurizing the male urethra, typically cause be excessive masturbation in very short time period (e.g. one day)

I beat off so many times on Saturday that by the 6th or 7th time, all I had left was sploo.

Ned, the science kid, says “I noticed that the inner temperature of the test subject’s urethra rose high enough to liquefy the inner workings of the ejaculation system.”

I queried the science kid, “Ned, are you saying that a hot uretha can liquefy sperm?”

“Yes,” he confirmed.

by The Official__32460 February 11, 2020