Social Auntie

A close female friend that takes on the role of "Aunt" to your children.

Jay: Kara sit next to your Aunt

Kara: She's not my Aunt

Jay: Whatever Kara, she is your Social Auntie sit your ass down

by jayne8891 September 24, 2013

Social Cobweb

A Social Networking page where the user has not logged in for a long period of time; effectively leaving a social cobweb. Can be a whole site or a single user's profile.

Myspace is such a social cobweb it's all about Facebook and Twitter now!

by Ad4mSch. April 7, 2009

Social Catfishing

The process in which a social media manager creates multiple fake profiles only to engage with brands in order to boost the brands popularity. Also the practice of a social media manager liking and commenting every status that is written from every brand page he or she is in possession of. See catfishing

If I manage Facebook Pages for Clients A,B,C,D and E, I should have them all talk to each other all hours of the day on Facebook to portray the appearance that my clients have deep relationships with all these brands and endorse everything I say too. It would also be a good idea to have them sell anything I can profit from. It's like catfishing for social media, only it's Social Catfishing.

by Needle Nose Ned Ryerson February 21, 2013

Social Republic

A Nation Devoted to upholding both societal norms and public work programs.

From what few examples exist, it could also refer to a state under foreign influence or in decline

After the Italian Armistice in September of 1943, the German Army invaded Northern Italy and installing Benito Mussolini as head of the new 'Italian Social Republic

by U-Chuck November 24, 2020

social aptitude

Having social aptitude is being able to socialize easily.

He had good social aptitude which led to a more successful political career.

by NataWolf November 19, 2015

social suicide

commiting an act or acts that alienates one from their social scene or social circle

to kill one's social life

John commited social suicide by asking out his ex-girlfriends best friend barely a week after they broke up.

Veronica is commiting social suicide by talking behind her friends backs.

by Washington Socialites January 28, 2005

Awkwardly Social

Some people think this means that a person is just socially awkward. THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!

This means a person is sooooooo social, it becomes awkward...

You: You're sooooo socially awkward.

Me: Actually im awkwardly social...

You: So you're actually social, but it's beyond the average humanoid's perception capacity?

Me:..... you know it

by MrWhiffynutz June 29, 2011