soctard

A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.

"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"

"You're a soctard."

by Warren Meech April 15, 2008

social lifter

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym for the purposes of meeting new people, catching up with friends, and filling up his spank bank. Though difficult to identify, this person will typically perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.

James: I wish that social lifter would stop bogarting the flat bench.

Kevin: He's not just a social lifter, he's a social liftard. Check it, I'll chat him up, you steal the bench.

by Tuck Rollinsmith July 27, 2008

soccer mom

One of those moms you see in game stores who freaks the fuck out at managers for "polluting th minds of our youth". The soccer mom(read: bitch will commonly cut you off in traffic without warning, and then honk rapidly. On the back of her blue minivan/SUV there is ALWAYS a stupid generic soccer ball sticker. There are also about 2 to 3 stickers saying "my little fucker is an honor roll student at _____ Middle School."

In my local mall one day, I was just going into the music store to buy a new CD. I had my headphones on and was listening to my favorite band, Rammstein. A soccer mom(carrying PETA-endorsing stickers and pamphlets) approached me and yelled at me about my "Nazi pollution"(she could obviously hear it). I took my kickass German CD out and loaded it into one of the store's useable stereos, and turned the volume to the max. Bitch.

by Zwitterkrieger January 24, 2004

Social Drinker

A person who only drinks alcohol in social settings where there are already other people drinking.

A: I'm surprised that Jane isn't drinking at this party. When I saw her at that party last week I thought she was a raging alcoholic.

B: Nah, brah. This is a kid's party, and she's only a social drinker.

by Mr. Arctic September 19, 2009

soccer mom

1.A middle to upper-class post-baby boomer woman, usually white, who usually spends her time homemaking. Her children are her whole world, and she considers them to be the exceptions to every rule. She cannot control them and expects everyone else to deal with that. She loves trendy diets and hair styles, is fashionably late to her children's sport practices, and insists that her children's teachers do not challenge them enough. Debate rages over her political leanings, but regardless, she feels that her and her family are moral soldiers, making sure that those who have "questionable" character are ignored, shunned, and avoided. She lives in the suburbs and drives an expensive SUV that her husband had lifted into the stratosphere, even though it will undoubtedly never be taken off-road once. Can frequently be seen standing in line in coffee shops and pays for a pack of gum with a debit card.
2.An object of sexual infatuation for many young men between 20 and 40.

Out of all the people Jenny dealt with at her job at the bank, she hated soccer moms the most.

by Guinness for everything August 3, 2005

socmel

common world used in Bologna, Italy, literally meaning "suck my cock". It is used by everybody (young boys or old grannies) as a stock phrase without any vulgar meaning.

Socmel, che bella figa!
translation: "Socmel, she is cracking!"

Socmel se sono stanco
translation: "Socmel, I'm tired"

Socmel, du maron
translation: "Socmel, I'm bored"

by chiava April 23, 2009

social graces

Those things that seem to matter more than the social event/setting itself. Manners, etiquette, behavior, etc.

Garth Brooks said it best: "I'm not big on social graces."

by Naws!!! May 8, 2014