shockmasta

anyone who has mastered the art of the shocker

Man, Two in the pink, one in the stink...but wait maybe I switch it around cuz I'm a shockmasta!

by tristan phillips November 25, 2007

shock factory

A person who says and does stuff all the time for the sake of shock factor.

Howard Stern is the perfect example of a shock factory.

by themoose86 April 13, 2010

Shockle

To engage in something grandiose as not to cause celebration more than shock. Intentional underachievement.

Alicia just received her Ph.D. in neuroscience and just got a job at the gas station. She's in it for the shockles.

by Dr. Aijalon July 27, 2010

Shock Tip

When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.

A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!

by secretPerver April 26, 2011

Shocktail

A shocktail is a clear beverage in a glass, discovered the morning after a hell bender. You assume it the the glass of water you partially drank before passing out. However to your taste buds horror, it is the melted cocktail of last night. That Vodka taste jerks you to attention, and you teeter on the precipice of projectile vomiting or passing out.

David rolled over in bed, asked his girl to hand him his water, unfortunately she handed him a shocktail and he has never fully recovered.... Sadly.

by 86Futzer July 29, 2011

shock snap

when you say something to shock the person and then take a pic immediately after to capture their hilarious shock face.

haha look at the hilarious shock snap i took of her!

by buffy14 April 12, 2014

Shock and ahh

The act of tasing an individual and then tea bagging them while they are incapacitated.

Gave him the shock and ahh.

TWL

by Devildog TWL November 11, 2018