sleeping elephant

Something that elderly people THINK they see in the landscape or cloud formations. This is typically a sign that this person is losing their shit.

Look!...a sleeping elephant sighting!

by Dr. Babybear August 3, 2014

Sleeping slut

A woman who is a slut during the day and even while sleeping at night, tends to take rock hard cocks in every possible hole.

I had sex with that sleeping slut last night, but so did my two friends.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016

sleeping free

The act in which you go to bed with no clothing on.

Me and my wife are gonna be sleeping free tonight since grandma has the kids.

by Jeremy171717 February 7, 2017

Leeching

When you attach your mouth to someone's butthole and suck.

We were going at it and I just turned her around and started leeching her

by Crackalack jack March 1, 2017

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

sleeping condiments

Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.

Hey, we need to get our sleeping condiments ready for our big night in bed.

by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017

Sklerching

The act of ejaculating during a sweet docking sesh - of which the sound is akin to squeezing gravy through a cheese cloth.

Hey, bro - wanna go sklerching later?
Yeah, man! I'm always down for a good sklerch.

by FriedEggs&Bacon September 4, 2017