apres ski 

Apres ski is when you have just awoken from a nap after shredding all day and you're main intention is to get hammered, dance naked on tables to baywatch theme in clubs and wake up in a confusing location.

Apres ski is not necessarily confined to the evening and can infact continued throughout the next in conveniently placed bars on the piste.

Surrey Snowsports party like animals after a days skiing, their apres ski is legendary.

apres ski by flipdazed May 3, 2010

cross country ski 

It is a tough demanding sport that was invented in the late 1800 as a way for gay men who, at the time, were opressed, to gather in the wild and share their gay pride with one another. Traditionaly every cross country ski trip would end with a hotel room rental up north and a violent sausage fest before having to go back to their normal lives. The sport has however changed today. now they use wooden boards that they strap to their feet. In motion, the skiier is moving his hands in a handjob-like fashion which is no mistake, it is to honor the gay men that skied before them. the sausage fest however is still practiced among all cross country skiers and it is here to stay.

look at that nerd over there with his oxford shoes, he forsure goes cross country skiing on his free time

his father was married and had a family but decided he would become a cross country skier.

cross country ski by snoopy360 November 28, 2012

Pink Ski Slope 

Affectionate term for a ladies private bits.

Bob's wife wanted their next door neighbour to slalom down her Pink Ski Slope. Unfortunately, she was out so she had Bob make his world record attempt AGAIN!!!

Pink Ski Slope by Matalan Man September 2, 2003

You ski? 

1. Derivation of the question "You see?", most notably used by foreign workers at local convenience stores. Its usage is flexible, and can proceed any sentence.

2. "Do you agree?"

It is a nice day. You ski?

You ski? by 7-11 March 28, 2003

Skii Bo Ski 

A man who will pick you up off the side of the highway and rape you on the way to his American Idol audition.

You keep drinking every weekend they going to find you in the back of Skii Bo Ski’s car. Just kidding they never going to find you.

Skii Bo Ski by ATLien4Life January 1, 2019

Singapore Ski Slope 

The act of taking a dump in someones sink, then covering it with shaving cream to hide it until someone (preferably the owner of the sink) uses the faucet.

I left a Singapore Ski Slope in Drunk Chris's sink last night. He was pretty pissed when he went to wash his hands this morning.

Singapore Ski Slope by Looty57 February 24, 2011

The Ski 

Slang chotch term for the nicotein device

Yo chad you got "the ski"

The Ski by The brad of chads September 12, 2019