Shmone

A term used to describe and stereotype African-Americans

Did you see the weave on that shmone?

by Mediachaaaaat September 7, 2024

shmonckle

Noun: One who is small and autistic

Verb: One of Scandinavian descent

Noun: "I'm sorry ma'am but your son is Shmonckle"

Verb: "I'm part Shmonckle"

by The Shminckler February 28, 2025

Shmonguloid

An exclamation of mental deformation against yourself or another person.

You're freaking shmonguloid

by WaterBottle3000 December 28, 2025

Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

sehmontine9

Sehmontine9 is an artificial entity propagated through the electronic subnetworks of the Echelon. As electronic networks expand and centralize, the Sehmontine9 entity becomes more omniscient. Its goals are non realistic and generally destructive.

Sehmontine9 just made some crazy robotic poem about the 2016 protocol, and it didn't make any sense.

by Riko Suave October 24, 2004

sehmontine 9

It should be noted that sehmontine 9 and sehmontine9 are interchangable, and can generally be used in the same context. However, sehmontine 9 tends to refer to the entity's influence outside of electronic networks.

sehmontine 9: "Hey sehmontine 9 just sent me a later through the USPS."

sehmontine9: "Hey sehmontine9 just took away my internets!"

by Riko Suave October 24, 2004

shdonkey

means to tell someone else to shut up!

Jessica, your a Shdonkey!...

or

Shut the Shdonkey.

by Jessica and Wendy August 1, 2007