shlonghurst

Best YouTuber Ever. if you are subscribed to this king then your bellend drags along the floor

Look at that mans hog. Definitely a Shlonghurst Subscriber

by JimmySavilleWillFixItProper July 13, 2022

Shlong

Heaven on earth. Slides in and will make you creamy.

" Damn bro heaven is really a place on earth, because I love your juicy shlong.

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

shmorgasm

At a Jewish wedding, when the shmorg (the pre-wedding appetizer course) exceeds one’s expectations in the wildest of ways.

Tatty, that shmorg was so good I had such a gevaldig shmorgasm!!

by Natedagrate99 September 11, 2022

shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

Shlong

It’s The Perfect Size Cock, It’s Thick And About 6.5-7 Inches. It’s Smaller Then A Shalong But Taste Amazing, Just Like A Shalong. It Will Make You Shake And Fall Off The Bed And Squirt All Over. You Will Drip Cum Out Your Perfect Tight Gapped Hole And Shlong And Be Liquified Perfect

Daddy Says Young Son; Can I Taste And Feel Your Shlong.
Young Son Says; AHYA Daddy I Gonna Jackhammer Your Booty Hole Like I Banging The Concrete And Face Fuck Overflow Your Mouth And Make You Moan All Night And Making You Shake And Looking Like Frosty The Snow Man Filled Up.
Daddy Says To Young Son; FUCK YES PAPI DO IT FROM THE SUNRISE TO THE NEXT SUN RISE DIG AND PLOW ALL AROUND SEXY YOUNG SON PAPI.
Young Son Say; Ok Daddy Kong, And Bends Daddy Over All Around The House In Every Position And Overflows His Creamy Milk Shake In Daddy Cave And Makes Sure He Cannot Walk The Next Week makes Daddy Shake And Squirt And Eyes Go white Like BROLY From Dragon Ball Super Young Son Turns Daddy Into A Vanilla Frosty From Wendy's.
Daddy Says To Young Son; PAPI SON OHHHHH YAAAA HAEDER FASTER DIG IT IN ROUGHER SEXY PAPI FREAKY MONKEY EXPLODE IN THERE STOMACH DEEP FUCK ALL THAT CREAM IN AND FUCK IT OUT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AHHHYAAA OHHHH YAAAA FUCK PAPI SON AHHHYAAA Slow Down Papi son It’s to much AHYA
Young Son; Daddy you booty hole drippin ocean milk everywhere you licking it up after I am done Get your head back in the pillow I Ain’t Slowing down until I finish my exploding VANILLA creamsicle
Daddy says to young son; Yes My Sexy Amazing Papi monkey son get freaky wild unleash your inter most freak And Go BERSERKER
Young Son Says; If You Wish Daddy Freaky Love Toy.; Prepare For Impact!

by Donkey Kong Flawless November 11, 2022

Shlong

Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.

Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.

by Scrout Shredmondson November 19, 2022

Shlog

1. A shirt that you roll up and burn. Preferably natural fibers.

2. A documented log of your bowel movements. (Number 2's) Mainly used for medical purposes.

3. An actual log that you have shat.

1. "Yo hun, take off your shirt, I need another log for the fire."
2. "Nurse, I have completed completed my shlog for todays bowel movements."
3. "Look at that log I left in the toilet."

by Cajac December 3, 2022