mermistasbluehair's definitions

Shlong

Heaven on earth. Slides in and will make you creamy.

" Damn bro heaven is really a place on earth, because I love your juicy shlong.

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022

Electric toothbrush

The tool used for masturbation whenever you are not able to buy a vibrator. Mainly used by teenagers.

"I use my electric toothbrush three times a day!"

by mermistasbluehair July 14, 2022