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by Ruth Eleojo Igbah June 25, 2021
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Shelby, she’s an ungrateful bitch I hate her
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Get the Shelby mug.1. The mayor of Shelby Township
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3. Trivia connoisseur
Also see Puddin' Pops Johnson
Ladies and Gentlemen, please rise, The Mayor of Shelby Township has just entered.
"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township
"It smells like budussy up in this bitch!" exclaimed The Mayor of Shelby Township
by Classic Dong January 16, 2011
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Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.
by Eoin July 11, 2016
Get the Patty and Selma mug.Shelby NC, a city of around 21,000 residents, with around 20,000 of them being rednecks.
This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.
One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"
Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.
The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.
One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"
Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.
The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.
by Ryan from Charlotte January 21, 2011
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