shaded

chilling with friends or at home. anywhere.

imaginary conversation on AIM

girl: hey, what are you doing?
boy: nothing shaded at the house
girl: oh ok

by Adriana W February 16, 2009

gone pear-shaped

To become pear shaped,or gain hips and an ass

damn, she useta be shaped like an iornin board now she done gone pear shaped.

by Toof Pic June 25, 2004

B.B. Shakedown

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.

Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"
Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."

by Vegetable Lo Mike December 9, 2008

gone pear-shaped

An unfortunate occurrance common in middle aged wives in which their derriere grows disproportionately large wen compared to both their breasts and their shoulders.

Heck Max, your wife gone pear-shaped since y'all got married.

by Mike June 29, 2004

seated

When some nub piece of scrub trash is talking mad shit and then you own them hard, ushering them to the bench they'll be warming. Thus, seated.

1.silencer killed fagboi with a headshot from awp
fagboi: bs
silencer: seated, bitch

2. take a fucking seat nub

by silencer999 September 12, 2005

Shafted

(a)An organised meeting between two groups that fails to materialise with no reason given.

'Shafted' is a segment on Are You*th Being Served? a youth engagement radio show that runs in Brisbane, Australia. It came from an arranged interview between the shows hosts and the Beaconsfield Miners and was confirmed only 2 hours prior to said interview.

The Beaconsfield Miners became famous in 2006 when stuck down a mine 'shaft' for 2 weeks and hence why the segment is appropriately named 'shafted'.

The show now actively seeks interviews with famous people when the ultimately know they will be 'shafted' for that interview.

"We tried getting Paris Hilton on the show this week, but she 'shafted' us"

by radio politik January 9, 2007

shaved-bird meat

Someone that has little hair on their head and looks like a shaved bird.

Girl you should have left that weave in your head because now all that shaved-bird meat is showing.

I went to the hair salon get my shaved-bird meat weaved up.

by Antwon Davis July 20, 2006