shagbag

a double sleeping bag used primarily for shagging, as to enclose fluids etc and maintain secrecy over parents

bridgy: "oh come on mel you're mum will never know i brought my shagbag"

by bridgy February 12, 2006

Shag

Shag: 1)Another name for sexual intercourse.
2)Rough tobacco.

1)Frank is going to shag Francis.
2)Frank has quite a bit of shag.

by ~Keyona January 9, 2004

SAGS

Severe Acute Girlfriend Syndrome

Although the Signs and Symptoms of SAGS are unfortunately ever expanding due to the worldwide decline of studliness since the 1500s and the onset of women’s rights movements, equality, and good governance. Here is a list of some general ones that you should look out for in order to ascertain whether you or a friend may have contracted SAGS;
1. Saying you can’t go to the bar with your buddies because you are having a candle light dinner that you’ve prepared for a broad
2. Use of the world girlfriend when talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
3. Use of the word girl when you’re talking about a Broad/Slut/Bitch
4. Sleeping with the same girl three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck (read: crowd)
5. Calling a broad on your phone
6. Texting a broad more than thrice a day
7. Paying for a broads meal
8. Allowing a broad to call you pet names
9. Interrupting stud time to answer a phone call in a voice that one would use with an infant
10. Being Committed to one Broad
11. Having a picture of a Broad as the screensaver on your phone
12. Saying, “I have SAGS” and feeling embarrassed about it (which you should)
13. Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom 14...You must always trust a fellow Stud
14. The loss of general studliness that can in any way be traced to relations with a broad

Sleeping with the same broad three nights in a row. Like they always say... two ‘s company and three’s a clusterfuck

Someone telling you that you have SAGS, yes this means you likely have been found guilty of symptom

by deks June 10, 2012

shag my pup

When a women removes your penis during intercourse and let's you ejaculate into her hair.

Yo homie, that feels real good, but now it's time to shag my pup!

by DDA October 8, 2003

shag bag

Bed (sexual)

Let's go up to my shag bag you sexy ho! I'll fuck you solidly there.

by Uncle Yusuf January 19, 2004

shag the vicar

an expression used when in total shock or when something unbeleivale happens.

Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"

Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."

by CarrotCheese October 24, 2007

Shaasshole

derogatory word used to describe of Shaant Hacikyan, lead singer of Cute Is What We Aim For, as he is often an asshole who treats people like shit and hits on 14 year old girls. A word had to be created to describe the level of his supreme douche-i-tude.
the term also may be used to describe someone as the biggest asshole possible, even if they are not Shaant.

Bobby: FUCK YOU!
Tommy: Dude, don't be such a Shaasshole.

Kid: "HEY SHAANT! CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH?!"
SHAANT: "hah. Keep walking."
Kid: What a fucking Shaasshole.

*QUOTED BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

by berenika December 3, 2006