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Sammich

A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!

I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...

I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
by T-pain McAwesome January 7, 2011
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Semi

Halfway between Hard and floppy, often what men with small penises get when they shower with other men to cover up the fact that its tiny
Bloke 1: Man that dudes got a big slong!
Bloke2:Nah its probably just a semi!
by Moby January 27, 2004
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seMIA

Being slightly but not completely missing out on things/events.
I only see Joe once a month... He's seMIA!
by anders187 January 12, 2011
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seeming

Multiple, rapid-fire, strong expulsions of bodily fluid.
She was so turned on, she started seeming and couldn't stop for at least 5 minutes.
by Popindigo April 7, 2016
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sammich

Sammich is a sandwich of ultimate power. Its VERY tasty. It can also be used for slapping.
SupaKhaos/Sammich King pwns you and all of your sammiches.
by SupaKhaos(Chance B.) February 4, 2005
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Semi-Educated

Semi-Educated is a term used to describe people that have achieved a certain level of education and then decided they are better than those who have not been so fortunate. This position can usually be identified by the rather unsavoury and ignorant views expressed by this supposedly educated individual. An example would be someone like British Reality Television celebrity, Katie Hopkins who, according to Wikipedia, states that she was educated at University of Exeter.
Example: Katie Hopkins, despite naming her own child India, controversially stated on national television – that she would not allow her children to be friends with someone whose first name is a geographical location.

"I believe the reason for Katie’s belief is that anyone with such a name is unlikely to get very far in life, no pun intended. Katie also expressed her disapproval of anyone with the name Tyler or Destiny; giving Katie visions of a socially excluded single mother screeching the name of her child across the council estate play park." - KIJO

Another example would be an educated African-American individual who moved out of the ghetto community and suddenly sees him or herself as better than the people living back in the ghetto. These educated people will make fun of people with stereotypical ghetto names like De’Shawn or Le’Queisha, distancing themselves from such people, believing them to be inferior. This state of being is semi-educated. There appears to be no effort to understand or have empathy for the uneducated and/or socially excluded individual or even to try to remember how it once felt to be in the same position. The Semi-Educated individual is a damaged individual, usually stemming from a painful memory of the past or an injustice experienced. This problem can generally be treated with therapy on healing their unhealed parts or by further education on the issues identified. - KIJO
by KIJO October 30, 2013
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semi-orgasimic

pertaining to anything near orgasimic, second best, average, okay
Boy 1:These chicken nuggets, man, they're amazing!
Boy 2:dude, i woulnt call them anything over semi-orgasimic
by k3|see March 22, 2008
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